Twitter Sexing

The following is an exchange on Twitter over the last 24 hours between myself and a lovely young blogger/podcaster in London.



yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul @bedpostconfess Any ideas how I can subscribe to all your loveliness on my Android phone without iTunes? <3 Pretty please?

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya My podcasts or the @bedpostconfess podcasts?

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul Both, actually. :) Currently, I must listen to each directly from the site, 100% worth the effort, but I'd love to subscribe.
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya Having trouble with mine, that I'm about to rectify. @BedPostConfess here: itpc://www.bedpostconfessions.com/?feed=podcast
30 Dec

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul You have made my day. How may I repay you, my fair lady? If kisses could travel overseas, you would be inundated all over. ;)
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya Hehe, YAY! I feel kissed now.
30 Dec

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul Granted, I'm a new follower, but I've only just viddied your gallery. I want to lick all your freckles, smother in your hair.
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya I like the sound of that!
30 Dec

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul Kissed and licked and nibbled and teased and smacked and... ;)
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya Slightly strange question… but are you male or female? (I want your kisses, licks, nibbles, teasing, and smacks regardless…)
30 Dec

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul Allllll female ;) Are you on FetLife? I am MsEville. >;)
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya 'Fraid I'm not. I'm a solo kinkster. I don't play with other kinksters; I pervert people who think they're vanilla. ;)
30 Dec

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul I'm working on a bit of that myself. My love is learning how much he likes bare-handed spanking. ;)
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya Fun fun fun!
30 Dec

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya SO! You wanted to subscribe to my podcast? Visit my site… link on the left under "Subscribe to Podcast".
19 hours ago

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul *squee* Will do!
16 hours ago

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya I think I changed it to "LGS on iTunes"… but you get the idea.
16 hours ago

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul I need you to follow me so I can DM to tell you details of how thoughts of you pervaded last night's hedonistic adventures. ;)
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
@LadyGrinSoul Of course, that is if you want to know. ;)
1 hour ago

LadyGrinSoul
@yes_THAT_tonya Haha! That's good enough a reason for me.
1 hour ago

LadyGrinSoul followed you

yes_THAT_tonya
Seeing your sadness today fills me w/ the need to make you smile. And perhaps cum, too. ;) After our tweets yesterday, you were in my mind.
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
I met a lovely diva (in the literal sense of the word) yesterday and made love to her for hours last night. I gave her your kisses, etc...
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Licking her creamy white breasts & sucking her tender nipples, tugging them with my teeth until she moaned, all the while envisioning yours.

yes_THAT_tonya
When I wrapped my fingers into her hair, biting into the flesh of her neck, I remembered your delicious freckles. Covering her mouth with
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Mouth with mine, I longed for the softness of your full lips, to draw them between my teeth, sucking your timid tongue into a dueling dance.
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Finally moving to the nether kisses, I wondered at the delectable cries I could extract that would only fuel me to seek more. I feed off
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Your pleasure. Lapping your juices, hungering for more. Draining you like a vampire who can never get her fill. I imagined your struggle as
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
She fought to extricate herself from my greedy clutches. I pinned & held her wrists underneath with one hand, fucking her cunt w/ the other.
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
My fingers were gripped so tightly by her spasming snatch that I thought they might break. I wished for someone like you who could take all
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Of my savage brutality as I rend your delicate flesh, leaving you tattered and abused, yet still begging for more. The marks on your soul
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Much deeper than the rips and scratches on your surface. You would feel me in every move, every breath for weeks, dreaming of the time when
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
I would reopen them to bleed anew. I shan't go so easy next time, my dear. :*
1 hour ago

LadyGrinSoul
Hehe. Wow! I should have given you an email address. This is so… gorgeous. For real? Or did I inspire fiction? X
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
This is real. Of course, some creative license is taken as you know things are rarely quite so sublime. But the event is 100% factual. :)
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
I'm still relatively new to Twitter and those DMs were composed on the fly. Is there a way to view them so I can transcribe?
1 hour ago

yes_THAT_tonya
Ahh, never mind. I found them in the web interface. :)
1 hour ago

LadyGrinSoul Hehe, glad you did. And wow! I love them!
59 minutes ago

yes_THAT_tonya
I'm glad you love them. I hope they take away the sadness of your day. :* Happy new year, beautiful. <3
59 minutes ago

Pulling over

I spent this past weekend in Orlando with my best subbie girlfriend. I'm sad to say that it had been 3 1/2 years since the last time I'd visited. Especially since it's only 2 hours away. Life just gets in the way sometimes, yanno? I used to drive down at least once a month. Back when I first started going to munches and play parties and then to visit my Mistress before She moved to California. I always looked forward to the drive down. And not only because I was on my way to visit Her.

See, I used to drive a really crappy car that would vibrate a bit when I drove. The boredom of being in a car by myself for two hours, combined with the vibrations from the road would generally make me feel pretty randy. I was always getting horny in the car, so I had a habit of driving with one foot up on the dash, giving me easy access to my pussy. I would often finger myself while driving. Unfortunately, however, I was rarely able to get myself off just from fingering. On one such trip, I stopped and bought a vibrator, which I kept in the car from that point on.

My favorite thing to do was to make sure I pulled up and drove next to someone while I was masturbating. Especially truckers. I absolutely love to be watched while I masturbate and am a complete exhibitionist in that aspect. Looking back, I know how dangerous that was, but that honestly just added to the thrill for me. There was one time when I was boxed in by 4 semis and they took turns rotating their positions around me. Such a bad girl I am.

Monday afternoon, I was making the same exact drive home and it wasn't long before I was thinking back to the good ol' days of my shows. It's not as comfortable as it used to be, but I readjusted my seat and put my left foot up on my dash. I was wearing a skirt with no panties, so I pulled up my skirt to expose my super-smooth pussy. I could already feel the wetness dripping down between my legs and I hadn't really done anything yet! At first I was just running my fingers over my mound, enjoying how smooth the skin is now. I like to lightly run my fingertips across my skin, almost tickling it. It makes me shiver and instantly juices me up. I reached down a bit further, tracing the cleft of my pussy lips. It wasn't slick but I knew as soon as I parted my lips, the wetness would come gushing out. I just teased myself for a while, sometimes not touching for a few minutes. I couldn't keep my hands away for very long, though.

Finally I slid one finger down between my lips, barely grazing my tingling clit. I gasped at how drenched I was and I felt it ooze down between the cheeks of my ass. I reached down further and plunged my finger in and it was nothing but wetness. Then I pulled my now-soaked finger back up to my clit and began teasing it, feeling it grow hard and hot under my touch. When I masturbate, I don't really need to be rough or use very much pressure until the very end, when I am on the brink of orgasm. The miles flew by as I sped up I-95, cruise control locked, diddling my clit and moaning louder and louder. How I longed for my vibrator then!

I'd become very adept at driving while under this level of arousal, able to focus on all of the traffic around me and my throbbing pussy at the same time. I'm just very talented at multi-tasking that way. However, I was getting to the point where I just really needed to be free to use both hands because just one wasn't cutting it anymore. At that exact moment, I saw precisely what I needed: a rest area. I sat up a little bit and made sure to change lanes safely so that I could pull over into the rest area.

It was the middle of the afternoon, and there weren't very many cars in the parking lot. I went all the way to the very last spot and parked my car under a tree. The closest car was at least a dozen spaces away. There was nobody walking in the area. I was completely alone for at least 30 yards in any direction, although there was a custodian on an ATV facing in my direction changing trash bags. As I leaned back and put my right foot up on my center console to give myself full access to my pleading pussy, I wondered what would happened if he saw me and came over. I visualized him telling me that I couldn't do that here, that I had to leave. I thought about him calling the cops to have me arrested for indecent exposure. But what really got me even more excited was imagining him standing outside my car watching me. Picturing his cock growing hard in his coveralls and him reaching down to adjust the bulge for temporary respite, only to retire to the men's room where he could take care of his own problem. That was the finishing touch I needed.

With my right hand I mercilessly stroked and pushed down on my clit, creating more and more slick friction. My left hand was frantically fucking my pussy, shoving in and wiggling the first two fingers. I was panting, gasping, grunting, groaning, shivering and shuddering. Harder and faster and deeper and then at last my pussy clenched around my fingers. Juices spilled over my hands. My body convulsed and my eyes rolled back into my head. I yelled out as I was rocked with my orgasm.

I let my head fall to the headrest and my body relaxed. My sticky wet hands stay curled in my lap. My legs and pussy twitched in rhythm with my racing heartbeat. I waited for my breathing to return to normal. The warmth from my clit spread throughout my body and any stress I had just melted away.

After a minute or so I sat up, straightened my seat, put both feet on the floor where they belonged, and drove off. I headed in the direction of Publix, where I had to do some grocery shopping in a cloud of freshly-pleased pussy. I licked my fingers clean on the way.

As smooth as a baby's bottom

Saturday afternoon I got my first Brazilian wax. So there's another first to knock off an ever-shortening list! I intended to go only as moral support for my best subbie girlfriends, but ended up getting one also. It was her treat, how could I say no?

I kept her distracted while she went first, making her laugh all the way through it. She was very good at feigning that there was no real pain. However, I really had no clue just how stoic she was being. Once she was finished and the waxer lady was cleaning off the remaining little bits of wax, K asked me if I wanted to do it. I was really nervous and hesitant, having seen how much hairier than she I was. Plus, I'm a big baby, to tell the truth. She assured me over and over that it really wasn't that bad, so I acquiesced.

The waxer lady stepped out, and I quickly disrobed from the waist down and got up on the table. K took my spot on the stool in the corner. Moments later the lady returned and had me spread my legs, knees bent and laid flat with the soles of my feet touching. The frog position I is how I like to think of it. It's not very comfortable, and I have bad hips, but the lady was so fast with K that I didn't think it would be too bad. Boy was I wrong! I was absolutely correct in my assessment of my hirsuteness compared to K. Her waxing took maybe half an hour. Mine took almost an hour! The first parts weren't so terrible. The wax was warm and felt really nice. But unfortunately, of course it wasn't there for the purpose of me enjoying the sensation. The lady applied the wax, I got to feel the warmth, and then she was applying the paper and ripping the hair away. It was very bright, sting-y pain. And there were some parts, the really tender sensitive areas, that really felt like she was ripping my flesh off instead of just tearing the hair out. It was very hot, burn-y pain. But the good thing is that it was very quick and didn't linger. After it was all done, I didn't have any residual pain or discomfort at all.

It's been 4 days and there hasn't been any regrowth so far. Still very smooth. I love the smooth feeling, so I think I will try it again for sure. :)